I didn’t have anything else to write about besides my rant. I wrote the original one about 2 weeks ago but the issue still pertains so I thought it might be worth sending this to my blog to see how it turns out..
"good news: i am being active again! gym once a week.. took part in the big marathon this last wkend.. was only the 10 km walk.. but was tiring and fun.. so until next year.. but on the brighter side.. i started the hunt for a decent badminton club in joburg.. i often get invited to play with the other malayalees in pretoria.. but u know me.. living with one malayalee is bad enough.. last thing i need is for them to infiltrate every aspect of my life! :p and action cricket starts sometime in april.. its a company marketing team.. i am captaining the ladies team.. i guess all that training in the past trying to get the indians to play badminton matches in pe is paying off! shooting is also going well.. but its a bit expensive so i have seriously cut down on that. also i am saving up for my tattoo.. will let u know when, what and how it goes down!!
bad news:
rant! my boss is the laziest bitchest cow i have ever known.. i have never worked with someone as self-centered and moronic as her.. not even at rhodes surrounded by all those indians! she sits on her ass all day long emailing her friends and chatting to them on the phone while sending her work through to me.. initially i used to send the stuff right back to her but now she has started cc-ing in the big boss. *fuckkkk* i think one of her chommies read parts of this email while she was talking to me.. aish.. back to the rant.. yeah.. i cant even go to my big boss cos they are pretty close and i dont think the big boss will actually do anything about it cos of office politics and that shit.. now i am stuck in a shitty place where i have loads of work to do and i actually enjoy doing that.. but i also have to run around with some arb time wasters that the cow wants me to do cos it is just beyond her means to get off her ass and make a phone call or take a photo.. its shittiest things about this whole situation is that i get put under a lot of pressure trying to do that cow’s work as well as mine.. AND i am not the only one complaining about this cow.. there are other ppl in the department who noticed that she is a lazy ass dimwit who is promoted just because she is a black.. talk about riding on the coat tails of apartheid! this cow doesnt know work if it came up and kicked her in the face! but it only affects me because i am working directly under her and i cannot get a promotion unless they promote her and frankly they cannot promote her any higher cos she know FUCKALL about everything.. and there is only so far u can get by being a black bimbo
anyways.. i have some food in my tummy now.. i am not that cranky now.. the world is a better place and my boss is still a peabrained cow."
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
You, me and a DIY book
Phwaaar! The power of a crush.. the excitement and colour it adds to life.. the mystery, the intrigue, the scent, the gaze, the caress, the dreams.. let the hunt begin!
In light of that, here is my advice column for the day:
How to court a guy in 10 steps
1. He is attractive. You are attracted. That is good enough reason to move in for the kill. Smile and use any excuse to look at him. And while you are looking, daydream. The far-off look can throw him in turmoil as he has no idea what is going on in ur head.
2.
Show off your best features. Whether this is ur profile, ur gentle breathing or ur graceful seating posture, make sure he has the best viewing seat in the house. But DO NOT sit on his lap. That kind of viewing seat is not meant for the hunt.
3.
American culture encourages women to show off their boobs. Japanese culture promotes the inner wrist. Mallu culture upholds the fragrant display of oily oily hair. The modern woman encompasses all these cultures into the presentation of one unobtrusive body part: the elbow. The delicate knobbiness of the bone is known to throw many a man into delirious fantasies, while the uphill slope to your palm reaches out to his vulnerable side. Your strong muscle will bring out the manliness in him. Never underestimate the angle of ur hand when u flash him ur elbow - the correct slant and pose will have him on his knees for more.
4.
Get his attention. Easiest way is to trip and fall. He will come and help you up and that’s ur cue to ask him for his number, his house keys and a drink.
5.
Essentially all men are mommy’s boys. Find out who his mother is and emulate her. Shop at the same shops as her, buy similar clothes, go to the same hairdresser, get to know her friends and then get to know her son *nudge nudge wink wink* .
6.
Men louwwe sports. All sports. As long as balls are involved they are happy. So learn the basics of each and every ball sport and drop witty one-liners about his ball skills when he is sitting with his mates in front of the TV. He will applaud ur wit and his mates will be impressed by his choice of woman.
7.
Look after his ego. One way is to stall your car. When he slows down to help you, start ur car again and race him to the robots, but let him win by the nose of his car. When he crowns himself as king of the relationship encourage him by revving ur engine and hooting. Then race him properly.
8.
Very basic. Cook, clean and laugh at his jokes. Never underestimate the power of the warm fuzzy feeling.
9.
The best things in life are free. Like praise, food, louwwe and a clean house. Once you have him then you can ask, ‘so where is my Porsche?’
10.
Find out all his dreams and fantasies about his ideal girl. Become that perfect girl. Know what his family approves of as his soul mate. Become that girl as well. Make sure everyone knows that you are the best thing to happen to him since the massaging chair. Once you have the marriage contract signed, sealed and locked in a vault go back to your normal self.
Disclaimer
Thanks to Mone Dinesha for some inspiration in writing this post. His attempts to win over a girl are greatly amusing and his engaging view on life is truly unique.
In light of that, here is my advice column for the day:
How to court a guy in 10 steps
1. He is attractive. You are attracted. That is good enough reason to move in for the kill. Smile and use any excuse to look at him. And while you are looking, daydream. The far-off look can throw him in turmoil as he has no idea what is going on in ur head.
2.
Show off your best features. Whether this is ur profile, ur gentle breathing or ur graceful seating posture, make sure he has the best viewing seat in the house. But DO NOT sit on his lap. That kind of viewing seat is not meant for the hunt.
3.
American culture encourages women to show off their boobs. Japanese culture promotes the inner wrist. Mallu culture upholds the fragrant display of oily oily hair. The modern woman encompasses all these cultures into the presentation of one unobtrusive body part: the elbow. The delicate knobbiness of the bone is known to throw many a man into delirious fantasies, while the uphill slope to your palm reaches out to his vulnerable side. Your strong muscle will bring out the manliness in him. Never underestimate the angle of ur hand when u flash him ur elbow - the correct slant and pose will have him on his knees for more.
4.
Get his attention. Easiest way is to trip and fall. He will come and help you up and that’s ur cue to ask him for his number, his house keys and a drink.
5.
Essentially all men are mommy’s boys. Find out who his mother is and emulate her. Shop at the same shops as her, buy similar clothes, go to the same hairdresser, get to know her friends and then get to know her son *nudge nudge wink wink* .
6.
Men louwwe sports. All sports. As long as balls are involved they are happy. So learn the basics of each and every ball sport and drop witty one-liners about his ball skills when he is sitting with his mates in front of the TV. He will applaud ur wit and his mates will be impressed by his choice of woman.
7.
Look after his ego. One way is to stall your car. When he slows down to help you, start ur car again and race him to the robots, but let him win by the nose of his car. When he crowns himself as king of the relationship encourage him by revving ur engine and hooting. Then race him properly.
8.
Very basic. Cook, clean and laugh at his jokes. Never underestimate the power of the warm fuzzy feeling.
9.
The best things in life are free. Like praise, food, louwwe and a clean house. Once you have him then you can ask, ‘so where is my Porsche?’
10.
Find out all his dreams and fantasies about his ideal girl. Become that perfect girl. Know what his family approves of as his soul mate. Become that girl as well. Make sure everyone knows that you are the best thing to happen to him since the massaging chair. Once you have the marriage contract signed, sealed and locked in a vault go back to your normal self.
Disclaimer
Thanks to Mone Dinesha for some inspiration in writing this post. His attempts to win over a girl are greatly amusing and his engaging view on life is truly unique.
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