One of the major mysteries of life is about louwwe and trying to find that ever lasting louwwe that fairytales talk about so much. You like person, person likes you – all that is a bit more difficult to achieve when u are actually living the life. There are issues, complications, reasons, influences, other people and myriad of other reasons why that happily ever after is not likely to appear.
The hard and fast rule is that love is a mission and happily ever after is kinda difficult to achieve in this world. There are so many rules and regulations in this process that u cant really relax and fall in love.
But all hope is not lost. Thanks to Rejiville, Wanjcha and Papa Nandos who have taken the time and thought to come up with some guidelines in the path to true love.
The first step in achieving true love is in understanding The Looks™. The Looks™ are part of an intricate dance used by both parties to gauge whether the other person is interested. Remember that subtlety is the key to practising The Looks™ - body language, facial expressions, eyebrows and hangdog expressions are all included in this step.
1st Look – This is where you check out the opposite sex. You suss them out to make sure there are 10 fingers and 10 toes, the face is presentable and the bod is shaped in a way that doesn’t repulse you. It is the initial glace to get the basics.
2nd Look – This is sometimes a natural progression from the 1st Look. You are interested, you check to see if the other person is interested, you smile, open your eyes wide, raise you eyebrows and try some flirtatious looks without coming across as leeching.
3rd Look – This is a jump from the 2nd Look, where, for some reason the 2nd Look did not achieve the desired results and the connection must be severed. The sad, parting look is NOT the end of it all – rather it says “its over for now; consider what could have been but is not, and lets try the 2nd Look next time”.
4th Look – This is another jump from the 3rd Look. This time the meanings are completely on another track because you or the other person fucked up on the first 3 Looks. When you reach this point it signals the end of the relationship, where one person’s look says ‘I like you, please like me back’, but the other person’s look radiates pure hate and anger. If you carry on with this look then you are on the verge of moving into stalking – a no-go area!
Tune in next time for the second instalment of this post.
