My A to Z of Cape Town

A is for Alavaladhi Ashram - where it all began

B is for Beluga - half price sushi and cocktails

C is for Caaaaaaamps Bay.. cos thats where the chicks are..

D is for drive by McDonalds in Green Point and Rondebosch after a big night out

E is for Edward Street

F is for foreigners. Not just during World Cup season

G is for Guetta. My second live concert and where M bullied me twice in 1 night (thanks for both instances)

H is for Hout Bay and the winding roads that took me there late at night

I is for I. Everything I was.

J is for Julep and Jade - my two fav night spots

K is for Knysna. What an awesome roadtrip!

L is for Long Street. Enough said :)

M is for M. She knows who she is! :)

N is for names. Where he says his name, I hear one name and she hears another name. Happened so many times.

O is for Old Biscuit Mill. I feel so yuppie-like everytime I am there

P is for Pierce Brosnan in a multi coloured jersey outside the Cape Royale Hotel at the start of the World Cup. I think.

Q is for Quay. As in "who is the quay?"

R is for Rambo in Afghanistan. The first Rambo movie I watched, in the company of Maveli and Niju. My Good Gaard.

S is for Skeleton George - where I led them up the waterfall

T is for Table Mountain. The pride and joy of the mother city.

U is for ur amma. NAT

V is for the views in Cape Town - the mountain, the city, the ocean, the hills, the lights, the roads, the sunsets, the sunrises, the people..

W is for winds and remembering the time I had to ask a security guard to hold my hand because I kept being blown over

X is for the xox collections

Y is for Yachets. And the multitude of other words that have been bastardised by the Alavaladhis

Z is for Zakumi. And the month long farewell party in Cape Town.

2010 FIFA World Cup: A new fan emerges

This is in memory of the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa. A month where I watched entire soccer games, strained my jaws blowing the vuvuzela, felt my heart ache when 2 goals were scored against South Africa thus eliminating us from the tournament and was proudly African for Baghana Baghana.

It was also a month where I spent many happy hours searching for the hottest players in the game. With no further ado, presenting my 2010 FIFA World Cup Hotties, in ascending order:

Nikita Rukavytsya, Australia
Eyes - tick. Exotic Foreigner - tick, from Ukraine. Looks yummy in sports, casual and suited up - tick. Definitely a reason to support Australia.

Roque Santa Cruz, Paraguay
We were first introduced through the pic of him about to strip. More searches revealed that he looks just as delectable on the field and in designer wear.



Yoann Gourcuff, France
In the light, in the dark and even in black and white, his eyes.. oh his eyes!



Iker Casillas, Spain
I dont know if its the scruffy beard, the Orlando Bloom look alikeness or those big safe hands..



Diego Forlan, Uruguay
Mills & Boons eyes, Mills & Boons cheekbones, Mills & Boons big nose, Mills & Boons hair and yep, Mills & Boons body.



Cesc Fabregas, Spain
Mr Meera - all around approval.



Christiano Ronaldo, Portugal
There are too many pics of the guy half naked, so here are pics of a well dressed, fully clothed, stylish and suave Ronaldo.



David Villa, Spain
The 'I just woke up and I want to go back to sleep, possibly with you' look really works..



Carlos Bocenegra, USA
What a cute smile! And the tat. And the dimple. And the stubble. And the arms. And he has Mexican blood..



Kaka, Brazil
He can do baby face, moody, estatic, shy, cheeky and every other look in between.



Lukas Podolski, Germany
Big Grin vs Broody in a Hot Kind of Way. All you can do is stare at his mouth to see which way it turns.

PS: Muchos merci to M and G for fuelling my interest in the beautiful game.