Top five lists – Sexy Sensory

1. Smell - Narcisso by Rodriguez – the first time I smelt it I immediately thought that’s what sex is supposed to smell like. Well, the aftermath of sex. Based on training from numerous Bills & Moons novels in high school and varsity I had built up a fantasy of what sex would be like. Then Mnet porn hit the screens and it became more about bets on how long it would take for Person A to start shagging Person B.


2. Taste – I was sitting on my window sill in varsity smoking a ciggie one evening. Since I had not been drinking, the taste of the ciggie was still quite strong, so I had an Absolut Vodka orange flavoured chocolate liquor. The combined taste of the ciggie and the chocolate liquor sent my heart into doof-doof. Even for a few days afterwards, every time I thought about that taste, it would get my heart thumping again


3. Touch – a guy’s forearm right up to the bicep. Smooth skin, scattering of hair and tight muscle. Although I guess it is more of a turn on than a whoo-hoo feeling..


4. Sight – It’s an ad I saw ages ago for ABSA. It was a black and white medium shot of a guy in a suit sitting by a boardroom table. Good looking guy, intense eyes, smart suit, heavy watch on the wrist. But the deal clincher was the chin piercing and a small part of the tattoo peeking out of the shirt collar. I have no idea what the tag line is but the image is forever burnt into my brain. Phwoaaar!!


5. Sound – Dr Kucho and Gregor Salto’s Cant Stop Playing. This is a Sex on the Dance Floor song!! The voice of the guy when he starts singing.. oh my.. I cant even remember the last Make Out on the Dance Floor song I had before this..