The wrath of Chuck Norris

Random conversation with Wagowski.. back then when I was with MG :)

Mike says: annie, annie, who the fuck is annie?!
Mike says: :)
Annie says: ANNIE IS THE FUCKING BITCH WHO POUNDED UR ASSS
Mike says: hahah
Annie says: oh shit.. forgot it was caps lock
Mike says: annie is the bitch with rage!
Annie says: annie is the bitch with balls
Mike says: hehehe
Annie says: and who the hell is wagowski??
Mike says: wagowski is the father of chuck norris
Annie says: lol.. and the mother?
Mike says: chuck norris doesnt have a mother
Annie says: chuck norris is pure XY then eh?
Mike says: indeed
Annie says: so what would chuck norris do for a roll?
Mike says: nothing he'd just take it
Annie says: take it from where?
Mike says: from wherever he fucking wants to
Annie says: there is lulu's or there is spar or there is home. he has to make a fucking choice
Mike says: he gets it delivered to him wherever he is
Annie says: he is at the office.. ah fuck.. lulus is closed now
Mike says: lulus is open 24/7 for chuck norris
Annie says: lulus would give a chip roll without chips for chuck norris
Mike says: lulus would give chuck a dagwood burger for the price of a packet of niknaks
Annie says: lulus would tell chuck norris to go fuck himself
Mike says: chuck norris would close down lulus and exterminate the family members of every employee
Annie says: chuck norris hasnt met lulus. lulus has more balls than chuck norris and his twins
Mike says: chuck norris doesnt need balls
Mike says: if he wants kids he just kidsnaps them
Annie says: chuck norris wants to have kids???
Mike says: well, if he ever watned to
Annie says: lulus wouldnt even dream of having kids to interfere in her life
Mike says: okay who the fuck is lulu
Annie says: lulu is the bitch who runs the local tuck shop at our office block. u dont mess with lulu.. she will eat u for her tea
Mike says: haha
Mike says: chuck norris will roundhouse kick her out the building
Annie says: chuck norris will quiver in his cowboy boots when he sees lulu
Mike says: lulu will give chuck norris all her tea
Annie says: lulu will make chuck norris her tea
Mike says: there we go
Annie says: i meant that lulu will grind chuck norrris up and mix him with scone mix and have that for tea
Mike says: lol
Mike says: okay fine
Mike says: chuck norris is defeated
Annie says: lol.. chuck norris give up so easily