Top five lists – How to have memories after a night out

1. Steal a shot glass that u have used. This way u know that u have been drinking something wonderful and it was fun
2. Save the incriminating smses you send and receive. There is a wonderful concept called ‘sent messages’ available on ur cellphone – now you can see how witty u were at 3 in the morning.
3. Party with friends who have strong stomachs, big mouths and hearts of gold. They will tell u (and everyone else who would listen) about what a mess you were. Make sure they are the types who would continue to tell the story a few weeks (or even months) after the event – this ensures that the memories don’t fade
4. Break a heel / tear a hole in your clothes / scratch ur car. Another physical reminder of your debaucherous night
5. Take photos. Whether its you with random person, you in random position or you pulling random face, nothing will remind u of that night more than ur own mugshot :)